I'll be back before dawn, Martha. Look after my wife!
Do not worry, boss.
Madonna Giulia receive from me All care and attention. As always.
Your care and attention! Who needs them?
You have to control it, to watch and guide ...
Especially if the field of view This appears Ganz.
What's the use of talking about the lover?
When you are away on business Florence ...
... Madonna and Julia nose It does not seem out of the door!
Even the balcony does not go!
Madonna - above suspicion!
Above - possible. But I suspect that, that it below!
ABOUT! Below, above!
It is impossible to be repeated the usual story every time, when you leave!
But because I'm jealous! I'll kill her if to betray me!
Banish those fears out of his head!
Madonna Julia loves you!
She respects you, and never so do not go.
Yes it's true.
And yes, watch it, watch ...
... And then I was told about everything!
I reported the boss! Oh, I assure!
I order you: whoever or knocked - do not open!
Not let anyone even women!
They may prove to be an accomplice. You understood?
I'll be back in the evening Prato.
You should, as usual, to sit before the door of my house ...
... And not to leave for no reason!
And if I will need?
Here, in order not appeared!
Watch, watch! take notice All incoming and outgoing.
- Yes, and those who are wandering around. - It is I, my dear, my master!
Oh, for the sake of reward, I rasstaralis! No one will pass by the door without being seen!
- Julia! - Markutsio!
- Julia! - Markutsio my life!
My Heart!
- Do you love me? - Yes!
It is so, my dear!
I immediately show this is for you. Get down quickly!
Hey! Hey, what's that?
Hoof! Give the hoof!
Purely!
Oh! You'll make me die! You drive me crazy!
- Oh, today I'll break! Broke all! - Yes!
Oh, tear me with your love! Call me your whore!
Oh, you are my favorite whore! Whore!
- Say it again! - Oh, a whore!
Oh yes! Pay the same to me!
You must be joking!
You - a whore, but free!
- What's up, boss? - Yes, damn nag!
This eunuch lost shoe straight down the road!
Take it to the blacksmith ...
Once finished - Bring it back to me! Do you understand?
Of course! Immediately I give!
- The house is quiet? - As in the church!
To go inside, it would take step over me!
Well done! Obtuse, but still good!
If you do not pass through you, it will not work and to my wife!
And that horned in Prato divorced as much as the crickets in Tuscany!
And I'm one of those few who are able to walk with head held high!
Bernard!
- Gertrude! - What do you want?
Suddenly he returned Don Romilda ...
- That he would arrange a surprise! - What happened?
Don Romilda suddenly returned and now finds Madonna Julia!
- Oh my God! - So we must wretch!
To pretend that is not going to to deceive the poor fellow!
That trust is now husbands!
He told her he would be back later! Madonna Julia believed him ...
... And now I do not have time to hide her lover.
Just do not have time!
Izmenschitsa! Slag! Messalina!
Oh!!! They swear! Come on!
- I caught you red-handed! - Well, of course!
Please say that you were late, and then come back!
I returned to shoe your horse!
Whore! Unfit! Izmenschitsa!
Watch your mouth! I - a true lady!
Yes!? And who, then? What is this man?
- Who is he? - If you stop screaming, I imagine it!
No! I do not want to know! Get out! And picks up this moron!
Edwige Fenech
Vittorio Caprioli
Stefania KAREDDU
Jürgen Drews
When the woman called madonna
plot Aldo Grimaldi
scenario Gianni Grimaldi
The film stars: Paolo Turchi, Anthony Brancato, Carlo Di MAYO
Mario Carotenuto, Francesca Benedetti, Peter Berling
Carletto Sposito, Eva Garden, Renato MALAVASI
and Don Becky as Markutsio
Hey! Do not throw up our to Xinyi?
I'm going to Prato.
- Why do not Xinyu? - I'm going from Xinyi. Now I head to the Prato!
We are in some hole!
At least, now we know the way in Xinyu!
producer Aldo Grimaldi
Hey, ask him!
Hey! Stop! Stop!
- Take us in Xinyu? - What ?! Signa I'm going to Prato!
But why all go to Prato?
Out of curiosity: it goes outdoor trial of adultery!
- Oh, really? - Males largest trader.
He found his beautiful wife in bed ...
... At a time when the lover He penetrated into her body!
- Cool! - Wow!
- What do you say ?? - Are you kidding? We need to go there!
Then - polezayte soon! You will not regret!
I especially food from Arezzo, to see how to burn a whore!
- Climb! - Let's go!
Let's! Polezayte fast! All go to Prato!
- Faster! - Let's go!
The law operates in Tuscany, Whereby...
... A woman burned to death ...
... If it becomes known that she I am cheating husband with her lover.
And there is no difference whether she did it for love ...
... For the sake of money or for any other reason.
- So, you know the law? - Only this, concerning the cuckolds.
After one day and my wife It puts me in their ranks.
- And she was sentenced to death? - And how!
- More like a death sentence! - And she died in the fire !? Poor thing!
What a poor thing out there !?
She ran away with jailer, whore!
So I stayed, and with horns, so even with the nose!
I offered Madonna not be on the court ...
But she did not listen, It is now here!
She had to appear ...
... Would otherwise she had live in perpetual exile, away from home ...
What to live on the street, that being burnt to death without a trial!
Oh yeah! But the mayor has no right condemn it just like that!
- Hey! Look what a beauty! - Who?
- That one! - Francesca, better leave!
- There is no place for a girl! - But father ...
I am very pleased, that Mariachchio father came here with niece...
- Yes? Something I can not see! - Yes, there is!
Guys! You see - She noticed me!
- More and it shows me someone. - It is better to look at the one that under the town clock!
Such a beauty! How charming! Has anyone ever seen anything like heavenly creature?
Her name is Lucia. She - the daughter of a priest.
But the priests can not marry!
Marry - no, but do not have children. Simply, they call them his nephews!
I brought you here then, to me once you get married ...
... You have escaped the crime, during which the church ...
... Condemns the eternal fire ...
... And the law punishes the fire of the earth.
Mayor of the city!
Getting public process on the streets of Prato ...
... Madonna vs. Julia Varrone ...
... Accused her husband Don Romilda ...
... In insidious treason ...
... That she committed under their roof ...
... And their family bed ...
... In the arms of malicious ...
... Noble Markutsio Lucania.
Accused!
Sit down! As long as you can Make it your own.
You - Madonna Giulia Varrone?
Do not you know, Mr. Cecco?
I have this privilege.
But the court must be confirmed.
It's me.
And you - Markutsio Lucania?
Yes, I am, as you can see.
- Well, who are you? - Your humble servant, Ser Cecco.
I've not rewrite his own servants!
Give your name!
Romilda Varrone, Your Honor.
Don Romilda Varrone, if you wish, while there is still time ...
... Withdraw the complaint and get back to the house with his wife?
Never!
This woman betrayed me, and I want to Justice, in accordance with the law!
And justice will be perfect!
Markutsio Lucania ...
... The law does not provide for any penalty against you ...
... So you can boldly tell the truth!
Are you a lover Madonna Julia ...
... And if you slept with her?
I was not a lover of Madonna Giulia ...
... And I did not sleep with her!
Nevertheless, many of the witnesses ...
... We saw you coming down Madonna of the window.
I get down - yes. if she slept? No!
I saw him! I saw with my own eyes, Your honor!
"The only witness to the egg, so the second" ...
So they say in Latin! Well, your word ...
... Just as weighty as the word your wife!
But it is, of course, said, that nothing is innocent!
Either we hear, and your wife, no matter what she said ...
... Or continue to walk with horns - As you wish!
Madonna ...
... At this point the process almost finished ...
... Because its outcome depends from your answer that we, Of course, we are waiting.
Do you plead guilty or innocent?
I am not guilty. But not innocent!
Madonna, do not you think, that there is a certain contradiction in the fact what are you saying?
If you are not guilty, not guilty. Or vice versa!
There is no contradiction! For the wine in your eyes ...
... In my not seem such.
It's true - my husband caught me in the arms of the person I love ...
... And who is responsible to me love.
But the laws have to be taken with the consent of those whom they can relate.
The same law was written exclusively for you, men!
And without regard to that they too can "dig" in the adjacent garden ...
... But to refrain from coercion we women are much more than men ...
... Need to satisfy their desires.
- Well done! Clever! - Correctly!!! Right!!!
Well done!
There are no rights without duties, and responsibilities - without a license!
And betrayal - a betrayal: it both to blame!
- Well done! Correctly! - Right says!
- Yes, it is revolutionary! - And he knows his stuff.
- The woman with the eggs! - Oh no! I hope no!
Mr. Mayor ...
If the damage to my body and soul ...
... You want to execute me - go ahead!
But before you judge me, ask my husband ...
... And he will confirm that every time when he wanted love, I never I did not tell him "no"!
I let him do everything, and I did everything I could.
Does every time, and just as many times, how much you want without answering "no" ...
... Madonna gave myself to you all, completely?
Every time and every time. Completely!
But how often? Every time or from time to time? How many times?
Liar! You - a liar!
- I often popped into her mortar pestle! - What's the pistil ?! And, well, tell me!
Number of times a month, as the beast, I pounced to pamper their feelings and just for you!
I wonder, Mr. ...
... If he had taken from me everything what he needed, and so fast, as he liked ...
... Whether or not I was check out prematurely?
- He ended prematurely? - Well I do not know...
Did you tell me!
Hmm, prematurely ...
And tell me, have I had throw your body, it is the perfect weapon love, dogs ...
... Or to serve their lord, who loves me ...
... And does not allow it fade and deteriorate?
How to stop it ?! How is "spoiled" ?! The grace of God does not throw under the paws of dogs!
I want to see clearly all the circumstances of the case!
Accused, go home!
There tonight we will conduct an investigative experiment!
Then the process will be continued!
COSTS! And fast! And then I have the blood rushes to your head!
I have to do cupping!
See what they are doing with dishonest women?
- But it is not condemned. - Another convicted.
There has to be a woman only one man - her husband!
She must love him, honor and respect. You understand?
I see! But if all alienate, I did end up staying an old maid.
I'll find you a worthy husband ...
... Provided that you will avoid the temptation to always listen to me.
But you'd better hurry, my dear father! Today, such things should be solved quickly!
Where you hurry, huh?
In the confusion, I hesitated and I lost sight of her.
Do not worry - I also missed my, but Prato - a small town.
- Did not we have to go in Xinyu? - But for what?!
Let's stop here, where are freely configured Madonna ...
... But they are sent as waste material, that they need to them offset LOST!
- Right! - So we stay?
- But my aunt lives Signa ... - And here - my uncle!
- What, right in this paradise? - Yeah!
My mother's brother, who I began to live my life ...
... After their father's death.
He has a beautiful wife. But the daughter - very ugly.
- What is it? - About him I do not know. We have not seen each other for many years.
I do not care about his appearance! What is he like?
- So greedy, and how rich! - So he's a bad boss!
Yes, he is happy to accept us!
At first reluctant, but I'll make!
He owed from last year my mother...
... 2000 florins for the fruit!
- Is not this house Quinto Fulvio? - And who are you?
- His nephew Ruberto! - Ruberto !!!
My cousin!
Madonna Peronella! Madonna Peronella! What are you doing !?
- Your father will kill me! - But for that, Burt?
How is the "what" ?! You open the door, though they should not do this!
And hugs with the first the same who came!
But this is my cousin Ruberto, stupid!
- Are you telling the truth? - Well, of course!
I immediately recognized him, even though he grew up and became so handsome!
I do not think this guy It may be your cousin!
And indeed, I have - Tazio! Tazio!
And I - Dzhizeppo.
And your cousin Ruberto - I
She's a bit extravagant, but obedient and good-looking.
Good! Very good!
- She's so beautiful, so graceful! - Still would!
The last time you came with her mother, she was only 1O years!
The little girl becomes a woman in the short term.
But close the door and follow me! I'll take you to my uncle!
- She gave me a hug! Hug! - Because you took for me!
Well! I hope I have time see here more often.
Maybe even her bedroom!
Calm down! Calm down you, do not rush!
- Jealous to the relative? - Imagine this!
- Let's see how will my uncle. - And that is true!
- Still think that the hunt for his daughter. - That's not! Do not think!
I think I fell in love! And how can I see this?
I hope it will be possible, and you and me!
Because the girl I saw at the trial, I have so far is a lump in the throat!
As for me, "niece" priest still stands in front of me!
These young gentlemen! My owner already waiting for you. You are welcome!
Eleven twelve, fourteen...
... Pyatnad ...
Oh, my dear nephew!
Give me a hug!
Hello, dear uncle!
I'm glad I found you, uncle! I give humble bow from his mother, your sister!
Oh, Gigi! My dear Gigi! How is she doing?
Well, in terms of health - all good! Thank you!
And this - my friends: Tazio and Dzhizeppo.
Well done! These are great!
So, young brothers ...
... Walk around carelessly, is not it?
- One day here, the next day - there! - No no!
- No? - Here we stay more than a day!
Oh, really?
And where you will have lunch?
In your home, Uncle, perhaps. Unless, of course, we will not hesitate!
O, sure!
You could never inconveniencing me!
It's just ... I did do not place the four of you ...
The whole house we have crowded!
Throughout grains, cereals, vegetables ... The harvest was a bit too good this year!
Then do not worry, Uncle. So, we go to the hotel ...
... And thus bring happiness to my mom.
Bring happiness? With what?
Your sister, just before I left ...
... Advised me not to waste their money ...
... And stay with you on account of the 2000 florins that you have it ...
... And so are her and did not return.
I did not return to her ?! Yeah!
That she gave me, I invested in the business ...
For a while... And that will increase ... in your own interest, mind you!
But do not worry! look that it occurred to me!
After all, I am the master here! And I have three beautiful rooms!
You're able to stay, until reimburse those couple of florins, eh?
Two thousand, Uncle! Two thousand!
Two thousand? Well, so what ?!
You now generally there is nothing to worry!
Eat and drink, and sleep! and fun together with your friends!
Ah, youth, youth!
It goes out so early and It does not return more!
At your age, I always loitering around and coped without a single coin in its beak!
- I was crafty! - And not much has changed since then!
Well done! Are you perceptive!
Well, let's go!
Come, my dear nephew!
Oh, and you too!
Welcome to my home!
Fucking thief! Only you and I did not have enough!
Gigi! Come for a short while! Go-go!
Come and see what we have a pleasant surprise! Look look!
You do not know our nephew Ruberto?
- Oh, well, of course! Of course! - This should be expected ...
My dear nephew!
O woman! Who do you hug ?! People kiss ?!
Here's your nephew, and this - his friends!
- Ruberto, dear! - Well, here you are met by Aunt Dzhizellu!
Dear, go! Hug also his cousin!
- Yes, Dad? - It is possible, but only cousins, but not these two!
- My friends - and Tazio Dzhizeppo. - Very nice!
Madonna !!!
If all of them have ... Madonna
Well, that's enough, woman! Return to their business!
Boys linger here pretty long.
That they did not strayed here ...
... I have to show them your home! You understand?
Come with me, boy! Come on! Come on!
Oh! How it is beautiful, Mom!
Yes, Roberto grew up in a nice young man.
- But I'm not talking about the cousin and his friend. - Oh yes...
It is a beautiful and shy. When I hugged him, he already stopped!
- No, not that! Other! Tazio! - Oh yes! Handsome, handsome!
It is not just beautiful! I fall in love with him!
Caution! Do not even think about it utter such words in the presence of his father!
And do not show it on the eyes in the company of Tazio!
- More even think to bring them into the house! - Smiley, Madonna Peronella!
- I, too, will get something happens! - Keep calm!
I'll do so, that the father did not know.
A? And what will you do?
What did you to trap my father?
No, Peronella! No! Not yet married, I did not do anything!
- Like this? Something you're doing before? - Nothing!
- However, Bert, will monitor day and night! - Be calm, Madonna ...
The eye does not somknite and for a moment!
Well, okay, I will behave with intelligence and honesty.
That's just the day after carnival and I have no money for new clothes.
It's not my fault that your father and wants nothing to hear.
And me and stay miserable and naked?
Calm down!
You are the most rich in Prato and you enough of what you can cover yourself!
Moreover, today I am busting the greed of your father ...
- ... And tomorrow you will have the money. - Oh, Mom!
And how are you going to convince him run hand in the family budget?
I refuse him as it did Lysistrata?
How to refuse, if I always I ask him for favors ?!
Today, I'll do trickier!
If our surgeon did not disappoint me ...
... You tomorrow you will be sufficient, to buy a whole bunch of dresses!
That's my humble cellar the best in the entire country!
Here! These barrels contain the best Tuscan wine!
If you count this year - you can check on their bottoms ...
- ... Some wines are here for 30 years! - Ah! Yes, they probably contain ambrosia!
- You can enjoy its mild flavor! - You're too kind!
Not always!
So ... Here we have beans, here - flour, and it is - cheese.
There is a flavor for: garlic, onions ...
Oh, and various other things that It makes the kitchen more enjoyable.
And ham galore.
- And there is no shortage of salami. - It can be seen!
There is also a sausage!
- What are the sausage ?! - What is it?
Oh ... well, it's ... men's personal belongings ...
... Cut off my own hands ...
... For those who dare to look up in my sinful women.
So, keep in mind ...
... Not naughty for a long day of ...
... And do not leave their beds at night for no need, except ... Well ...
Well yes! Because when I feel itchy in my head ... What then ...
You see?
So your mother ...
... Will have fun become grannies!
- But I'm your cousin! - Oh, a relative or friend ...
... But stay away from my friends! Clear?
After inspection of the house, convinced of the inviolability of the door ...
... And it is impossible for any pimp enter through the window ...
... We questioned the servants and a boy, which showed that although there were ...
... But did not know anything the presence of others, and for the sim ...
... As the mayor, I on behalf of the the people of Prato ...
... Continue the trial through experiment, that is to to confirm the words of the accused ...
... That her husband took her briefly and disposable, forcing a lover ...
... And I draw for the convenience of the Court as experts ...
... An experienced surgeon of Uchchardini ...
... The first shone medicine of our city ...
... As well as the Holy Father Mariachchio ...
... Humble man of the church, as a wise and prudent.
At this point, Don Romilda Varrone ...
- ... Go on! - But what do I do?
That's so cute! You do not know?
- In the eyes of all, I am ashamed. - Cover sheet!
You can even to the neck. Yes, even with his head!
It is important that we, representatives of the Court ...
... Experts church, science, medicine ...
... For many years of his experience You could clearly see the movement ...
... Functionality, duration, whereby...
... And we were able to establish whether approval of the Madonna to Julia ...
- ... A more or less reasonable. - And you're watching?
Well, of course! And very closely!
- And if it does not? - You will become a laughing stock!
Oh, no, Madonna and Julia! In this respect, I am completely unarmed.
- Am I right, Mr. Surgeon? - You speak sensibly!
[Speaks in Latin] The duration of the ...
... is the determining factor the act of love.
It would not hurt to help him warm hugs!
You heard Madonna Giulia?
And it is very clear.
But, even if he I wanted he would not handle ...
... Because my nature ...
... Violent ... and insatiable!
Come back!
- Go! - Well, I go ...
- Their bodies do not move! - Do not move!
Do not move !!!
In my opinion, it does not work!
What have you for a spouse? Log!
Excuse me, Mr. Cecco, but such a meeting!
Mona Julia, please, pretend sluts!
I never have to pretend Renowned for! I was always so.
But, unfortunately, my husband slow to fuse.
Do as it takes time! But three breaths ...
... Let us know when he warmed up!
Oh well...
If my efforts will not remain in vain!
Siniora, we can relax. Now everything is in her hands!
What a pleasant surprise gave us our dear nephew!
- Damn him ... - Good night, Dad!
Good night, my daughter!
- Good night! - Good night!
- Good night, sir! - Good night, Madonna!
- What are you looking at? - What's that?
Follow my daughter!
- Today shalt sleep with her! - Oh yes!
- Clear. Near it! - Good night!
Goodnight!
Well, it is - your rooms!
Well you sleep!
- Good night! - Good night!!!
- Good night, Madonna !!! - Good night, gentlemen!
Goodnight!
And I ask you, Lady ...
... Only to sleep, nothing more!
None of us would dare put your eye on these women !!!
Wait a minute! I dare because I - cousin and nephew!
Right! But unless you want Peronellu and its parent?
And if you do not! Are you excited by her mother. And he did not take his eyes off her!
- I think the only daughter of the priest! - But look at my aunt! So that...
... Since we stayed here, we had better keep away from fire!
Away ?! When there are so many women?
Of course! You speak well, when all you know ... 501 00: 29: 23,513 --> 00: 29: 24,724 But I ... 502 00: 29: 24,820 --> 00: 29: 28,733 - You want to forget about what he saw in the cellar? - No no! On the contrary! 503 00: 29: 29,842 --> 00: 29: 32,328 - It remains to suffer silently ... - Suffer! 504 00: 29: 32,405 --> 00: 29: 34,666 - Suffer! - Suffer... 505 00: 29: 35,460 --> 00: 29: 37,543 His room was directly opposite. 506 00: 29: 37,831 --> 00: 29: 40,408 So what? What of it? 507 00: 29: 41,468 --> 00: 29: 44,130 Pay him a visit, sit down. 508 00: 29: 45,500 --> 00: 29: 47,959 - You sit down next to me! - Bert! 509 00: 29: 48,155 --> 00: 29: 51,166 - Love is calling me! - Pretend not to hear! 510 00: 29: 51,278 --> 00: 29: 53,368 But I can not! Absolutely! 511 00: 29: 53,480 --> 00: 29: 55,642 So plug the same ... your ears! 512 00: 29: 55,767 --> 00: 29: 59,433 - Your father will kill us both! - But he did not kill my mother ... 513 00: 29: 59,576 --> 00: 30: 01,955 - ... Which is always revealed! - What are you talking about !? 514 00: 30: 02,300 --> 00: 30: 05,834 What is allowed to do my mother, allowed to do and I! 515 00: 30: 05,973 --> 00: 30: 07,909 You do not know what to talk about! 516 00: 30: 07,999 --> 00: 30: 10,386 And you do not know what I saw! 517 00: 30: 10,740 --> 00: 30: 12,700 - Oh, really? - Yes, that! 518 00: 30: 12,873 --> 00: 30: 16,492 So you, Bertha, to help me Tazio enjoy! 519 00: 30: 18,646 --> 00: 30: 21,543 - Tonight !? - No... 520 00: 30: 22,063 --> 00: 30: 25,316 Today, I will grant him a secret desire and struck him a visit. 521 00: 30: 25,697 --> 00: 30: 27,522 And if you hear your father? 522 00: 30: 27,623 --> 00: 30: 29,909 I'll wait until he falls asleep. 523 00: 30: 30,268 --> 00: 30: 33,174 Well, what do you look out there? Go back to bed! 524 00: 30: 34,877 --> 00: 30: 37,262 Who looks out, he will be saved! 525 00: 30: 37,521 --> 00: 30: 41,443 When a woman wants, is not enough, and hundreds of eyes, like Argus! 526 00: 30: 42,300 --> 00: 30: 46,134 - What do you mean, woman? - What are you perfectly understand! 527 00: 30: 46,355 --> 00: 30: 47,555 Oh yeah! 528 00: 30: 47,911 --> 00: 30: 51,206 So I'm just having two eyes, you did not save? 529 00: 30: 51,322 --> 00: 30: 54,729 Do not ask silly questions! Go to bed! 530 00: 30: 55,099 ---> 00: 30: 58,490 I'm coming! If a woman wants ... oh! 531 00: 30: 58,788 --> 00: 31: 00,313 When?! 532 00: 31: 02,380 --> 00: 31: 05,637 - And how many times have you wanted to? - What do want? 533 00: 31: 05,748 --> 00: 31: 07,586 You will take your horn at this late hour? 534 00: 31: 07,701 --> 00: 31: 10,571 Look, some beetles stuffed it in my ears! 535 00: 31: 27,125 --> 00: 31: 28,479 We are waiting! 536 00: 31: 28,620 --> 00: 31: 31,534 - I'm ready! - At last! Come on! 537 00: 31: 31,719 --> 00: 31: 33,635 I'm just trying to find ... of, worship! 538 00: 31: 33,724 --> 00: 31: 35,249 What? What's he looking for? 539 00: 31: 35,960 --> 00: 31: 37,880 He looks for the passage ... 540 00: 31: 38,659 --> 00: 31: 41,424 - Found! - And now ... 541 00: 31: 41,585 --> 00: 31: 44,350 - ... There is at least something is moving! - It's moving! 542 00: 31: 44,550 --> 00: 31: 46,706 - It's moving! - Moves! 543 00: 31: 48,803 --> 00: 31: 50,780 - Do not move! - Do not move! 544 00: 31: 50,971 --> 00: 31: 52,453 Mda no longer moves! 545 00: 31: 52,660 --> 00: 31: 56,324 Don Romilda! You're no longer moving? Don Romy ... 546 00: 31: 56,653 --> 00: 32: 00,251 - You go? - I'm finished, Your Honor! 547 00: 32: 00,383 --> 00: 32: 01,748 So fast? 548 00: 32: 01,940 --> 00: 32: 03,621 Madonna met? 549 00: 32: 03,747 --> 00: 32: 05,746 He is - yes. I, unfortunately, not a bit. 550 00: 32: 05,896 --> 00: 32: 07,995 Oh, you, unfortunately ... Absolutely no little? 551 00: 32: 08,278 --> 00: 32: 09,730 Well, of course! 552 00: 32: 09,863 --> 00: 32: 11,776 He finishes too early and too soon. 553 00: 32: 11,906 --> 00: 32: 14,107 And I'm starting early, but end up slowly! 554 00: 32: 14,285 --> 00: 32: 15,904 We had him do not match! 555 00: 32: 16,246 --> 00: 32: 19,017 Quick husbands wives do not meet. 556 00: 32: 19,186 --> 00: 32: 20,612 You are absolutely right! 557 00: 32: 20,700 --> 00: 32: 22,981 quickies good only for men! 558 00: 32: 23,156 --> 00: 32: 25,158 Do not worry, Madonna! 559 00: 32: 25,291 --> 00: 32: 27,862 After the first time, and will be followed by a second. 560 00: 32: 27,985 --> 00: 32: 31,912 If it continues, I'm just happy! I'm going to try now! 561 00: 32: 33,766 --> 00: 32: 36,400 - You want me still? - No thanks! 562 00: 32: 36,637 --> 00: 32: 39,571 - Just do not want? - No, I do so well! 563 00: 32: 39,808 --> 00: 32: 41,980 - Very, very personal? - No! 564 00: 32: 42,120 --> 00: 32: 43,911 Well, actually, gentlemen! 565 00: 32: 44,009 --> 00: 32: 46,434 You asked me - and I did! 566 00: 32: 46,626 --> 00: 32: 48,342 More I can not! 567 00: 32: 48,486 --> 00: 32: 52,239 Today - Thursday, and I I am doing this on a Saturday, and the second time - on Sunday! 568 00: 32: 52,429 --> 00: 32: 54,352 Little, Don Romilda! Few! 569 00: 32: 55,246 --> 00: 32: 57,568 Your accusations are beginning to wobble. 570 00: 32: 57,740 --> 00: 33: 00,958 - Free space to his opponent! - What place?! 571 00: 33: 01,369 --> 00: 33: 03,079 Is it necessary, signora? 572 00: 33: 03,222 --> 00: 33: 05,371 Well, let's! We need proof or not? 573 00: 33: 05,481 --> 00: 33: 07,660 But Mayor! I can not do it! 574 00: 33: 07,778 --> 00: 33: 11,150 You're asking me to give up his wife into the arms of her lover? 575 00: 33: 11,365 --> 00: 33: 14,687 Don Romilda! If you can not quit you, we will take it for yourself! 576 00: 33: 14,805 --> 00: 33: 17,854 What are you outraged? Together less time more ... 577 00: 33: 17,933 --> 00: 33: 21,096 - And let the judicial process takes its course! - Good good! 578 00: 33: 21,219 --> 00: 33: 23,467 Let's see if this man will be able to more than me! 579 00: 33: 23,707 --> 00: 33: 25,538 Eventually find yourself at the stake! On fire! 580 00: 33: 25,900 --> 00: 33: 28,615 The fire finally melt the ice, which you have surrounded me! 581 00: 33: 32,119 --> 00: 33: 33,860 Father Mariachchio ... 582 00: 33: 33,983 --> 00: 33: 37,935 ... Mark the names on the blackboard with chalk ... 583 00: 33: 38,420 --> 00: 33: 39,981 Romilda - one. 584 00: 33: 41,310 --> 00: 33: 44,459 Markutsio ... Let's see! 585 00: 33: 46,183 --> 00: 33: 48,457 - Ready? - Ready! 586 00: 33: 48,637 --> 00: 33: 50,811 - Come on! - Op-la! 587 00: 34: 29,460 --> 00: 34: 31,999 This makes it Signore Some say the vowels! 588 00: 34: 44,889 --> 00: 34: 46,862 You?! Here?! In the middle of the night !? 589 00: 34: 47,641 --> 00: 34: 49,145 Speak softly! 590 00: 34: 49,294 --> 00: 34: 51,792 - Do you want me here found? - No! No need to be discovered! 591 00: 34: 51,887 --> 00: 34: 55,089 I covered! And if you go and prohibitions in his room ... 592 00: 34: 55,253 --> 00: 34: 58,154 - ... No we will not do anything! - How do you get excited! 593 00: 34: 58,820 --> 00: 35: 01,064 Twitches, shakes, shake ... 594 00: 35: 01,685 --> 00: 35: 05,221 ... Look at me with big eyes ... Why, Tazio? 595 00: 35: 06,020 --> 00: 35: 08,235 - Why? I'm afraid! - Me ?! 596 00: 35: 08,780 --> 00: 35: 10,812 Yes ... I am the only child in the family ... 597 00: 35: 10,954 --> 00: 35: 13,024 ... And my mom wants quickly grandson. 598 00: 35: 13,300 --> 00: 35: 15,590 And thanks to my grandson, she will! 599 00: 35: 15,740 --> 00: 35: 18,932 No, if you do not leave, I already nothing will! 600 00: 35: 19,180 --> 00: 35: 22,668 What you are naive! I do not know, that in order to get hold of the child ... 601 00: 35: 22,900 --> 00: 35: 25,216 - ... You need a woman. - That's what I know! 602 00: 35: 25,900 --> 00: 35: 28,849 So why would you not take advantage of me? 603 00: 35: 29,660 --> 00: 35: 31,559 No! No, no, I will not! 604 00: 35: 31,722 --> 00: 35: 34,584 - Come back to yourself! Get out! - You reject me? 605 00: 35: 34,761 --> 00: 35: 36,940 Yes Yes Yes! No, do not come any closer! 606 00: 35: 38,060 --> 00: 35: 39,949 So, then, I was wrong! 607 00: 35: 40,448 --> 00: 35: 42,434 You do not love me! 608 00: 35: 42,671 --> 00: 35: 44,684 Yes! That is, no! I can not! 609 00: 35: 44,874 --> 00: 35: 47,108 Go away, please! Leave me! 610 00: 36: 03,646 --> 00: 36: 07,510 - What happened to Madonna? - He chased me! 611 00: 36: 08,362 --> 00: 36: 10,285 I rejected! 612 00: 36: 11,700 --> 00: 36: 15,152 Impossible! He refused from such an appetizing girl like you? 613 00: 36: 15,676 --> 00: 36: 17,930 He said he does not want to. 614 00: 36: 18,097 --> 00: 36: 20,063 That can not be! 615 00: 36: 22,740 --> 00: 36: 24,963 So he does not want or can not? 616 00: 36: 25,367 --> 00: 36: 26,949 I dont know... 617 00: 36: 27,213 --> 00: 36: 30,315 I do not remember ... And what does it matter? 618 00: 36: 31,444 --> 00: 36: 33,584 It Has-has of course! 619 00: 36: 33,844 --> 00: 36: 35,428 Because it "does not want" ... 620 00: 36: 35,616 --> 00: 36: 39,279 ... Means "does not see the fun" and if "can" ... 621 00: 36: 39,736 --> 00: 36: 42,913 - ... It means "he has no power." - That is, he is not a man? 622 00: 36: 43,350 --> 00: 36: 45,655 Of course, from the fact that you I was told... 623 00: 36: 45,769 --> 00: 36: 49,139 ... We can not say with certainty, he was such a strong man, so ?! 624 00: 36: 49,740 --> 00: 36: 51,936 - Op-la! - Clever, Julia! Prove it! 625 00: 36: 52,025 --> 00: 36: 54,078 - You proved! - Silence! 626 00: 36: 54,154 --> 00: 36: 55,693 - Clever! - Quiet!!! 627 00: 36: 55,786 --> 00: 36: 57,706 - Molodchina! - Enough! Hey you! 628 00: 36: 57,823 --> 00: 36: 59,315 You are ordered to stop! 629 00: 36: 59,457 --> 00: 37: 02,661 If you continue to disrupt the trial, I will free bedroom! 630 00: 37: 03,420 --> 00: 37: 05,487 Father Mariachchio as we score there? 631 00: 37: 05,663 --> 00: 37: 08,805 Romilda - one, Markutsio - nine. 632 00: 37: 09,740 --> 00: 37: 12,464 - But I'm not quite sure. - Like this? 633 00: 37: 12,562 --> 00: 37: 15,849 I do not remember, I said the last time or not. So that... 634 00: 37: 16,374 --> 00: 37: 17,774 It's a mess! 635 00: 37: 18,040 --> 00: 37: 19,843 If we write more, we offend Don Romilda ... 636 00: 37: 20,229 --> 00: 37: 22,189 If less - humiliate Markutsio and Madonna ... 637 00: 37: 22,833 --> 00: 37: 24,866 I can not deal with the arbitrariness! 638 00: 37: 25,085 --> 00: 37: 27,024 Let's listen, what the experts say. 639 00: 37: 27,169 --> 00: 37: 29,741 - I would say that is enough. - Why? 640 00: 37: 30,004 --> 00: 37: 33,094 Because the it is better, than failure. 641 00: 37: 33,178 --> 00: 37: 35,270 On the contrary! It is better to wait for the failure! 642 00: 37: 35,396 --> 00: 37: 37,072 They have a lot of work ... Enough with them! 643 00: 37: 37,196 --> 00: 37: 38,771 - No! - Yes! 644 00: 37: 38,894 --> 00: 37: 40,589 - I say "No! - And I say - yes! 645 00: 37: 40,719 --> 00: 37: 42,010 - No! - Yes! 646 00: 37: 42,198 --> 00: 37: 43,917 So you come to a decision? Yes or no? 647 00: 37: 44,033 --> 00: 37: 46,617 Excuse me, Mr. Mayor, but in order to avoid doubt ... 648 00: 37: 46,772 --> 00: 37: 49,018 ... Erase everything, and let start over. 649 00: 37: 49,284 --> 00: 37: 51,764 - At first!? - Why not? We're just getting started! 650 00: 37: 52,180 --> 00: 37: 54,985 - Only the beginning ?! - But Madonna agree? 651 00: 37: 55,500 --> 00: 37: 57,712 - What do you think about it? - How to treat? 652 00: 37: 57,880 --> 00: 37: 59,702 Oh, even as a treat! 653 00: 37: 59,893 --> 00: 38: 02,642 The Padres, wash! We start from scratch! 654 00: 38: 06,302 --> 00: 38: 08,447 Noble Markutsio continue! 655 00: 38: 08,653 --> 00: 38: 10,167 Op-la! 656 00: 38: 10,281 --> 00: 38: 12,214 This woman makes it an iron! 657 00: 38: 12,363 --> 00: 38: 14,092 Yes, but he himself made of steel! 658 00: 39: 28,020 --> 00: 39: 29,909 Oh, Giza, where are you going? 659 00: 39: 30,241 --> 00: 39: 31,925 Mother dear, what are you? 660 00: 39: 32,340 --> 00: 39: 34,729 Mother dear, what do you do? 661 00: 39: 34,880 --> 00: 39: 36,317 Oh, what? 662 00: 39: 37,025 --> 00: 39: 39,638 Thief! Ah, the thief !!! 663 00: 39: 40,034 --> 00: 39: 43,182 I stole my florins !!! It's my florins! 664 00: 39: 43,533 --> 00: 39: 44,830 Gotcha! 665 00: 39: 44,980 --> 00: 39: 47,386 Thief! I took my florins ?! 666 00: 39: 47,533 --> 00: 39: 49,030 Ah, to whom I was married !? 667 00: 39: 49,284 --> 00: 39: 50,845 Oh, I'm miserable! 668 00: 39: 51,338 --> 00: 39: 53,458 Oh, mistress! Mistress! 669 00: 39: 54,518 --> 00: 39: 57,070 But what is it? What do you feel? 670 00: 39: 59,484 --> 00: 40: 01,075 Do not worry... 671 00: 40: 02,620 --> 00: 40: 04,478 ... I was able to pick up the money ... 672 00: 40: 05,860 --> 00: 40: 07,644 - ... Your father. - Dad! 673 00: 40: 07,835 --> 00: 40: 10,327 - What have you done with my mother? - Nothing! 674 00: 40: 10,460 --> 00: 40: 13,048 She stole my florins, while I was sleeping!
The wife does not steal It. it is the same hostess, like her husband!
Yes, when she gives her husband!
But when she svoevolnichaet, not hesitating even presence nephew!
Do not Uncle! Do not worry about me. Think better about Gizo aunt!
Yes you are right! Siniora help move us to her on the bed!
- Well, bring! - Yes!
Give me a sec! Cover yourself you!
Hey! And do not feel it in the ass! Only in the neck and legs! Take it!
Careful! Careful ...
- Carefully ... - That's ... slowly!
- Slowly ... Oh, my lady! - Like this! Cover yourself!
Oh, my hostess!
Mistress! My mistress!
But ... What are you doing here?
What do you want?
We are here because of you. You feel bad.
I!? But how...
I slept!
I just opened my eyes!
Only just! Ah, poor thing! But still I managed to steal my money ...
... And hide them in the chest! And in a dream?
- About how much money are you talking about? - That's about these! The very look!
I am surprised that I was able to still their return!
See how it went! So, look!
You see - this I I found it!
But if her eyes were closed, like you, then she was asleep!
Well yes! Slept, yes!
ABOUT! My poor mother! She walks in her sleep!
No! She steals in his sleep!
Oh my God! If it is true, claims that my husband ...
- ... I was seriously ill! - O, you just were enchanted!
No! No witchcraft! It looked great!
- So it's the devil! - Oh, no, no! Do not the devil!
Well, we'll know tomorrow if you're sick ...
... Or is possessed by the devil in your body!
- And how did it know my dear husband? - It's very simple!
You call a surgeon and a priest! Clear?
I'm going to bed!
The company will make you Bert and Peronella ...
The eye does not somknite and for a moment! Well, okay, I will behave
with intelligence and honesty.
That's just the day after carnival and I have no money for new clothes.
It's not my fault that your father
and wants nothing to hear. And me and stay
miserable and naked? Calm down!
You are the most rich in Prato and you enough of what you can cover yourself!
Moreover, today I am busting the greed of your father ...
- ... And tomorrow you will have the money.
- Oh, Mom! And how are you going to convince him
run hand in the family budget?
I refuse him as it did Lysistrata? How to refuse, if I
always I ask him for favors ?! Today, I'll do trickier! If our surgeon did not disappoint me ...
... You tomorrow you will be sufficient, to buy a whole bunch of dresses!
That's my humble cellar the best in the entire country!
Here! These barrels contain the best Tuscan wine!
If you count this year - you can check on their bottoms ...
- ... Some wines are here for 30 years! - Ah! Yes, they probably contain ambrosia!
- You can enjoy its mild flavor!
- You're too kind! Not always!
So ... Here we have beans, here - flour, and it is - cheese.
There is a flavor for: garlic, onions ...
Oh, and various other things that
It makes the kitchen more enjoyable.
And ham galore.
- And there is no shortage of salami.
- It can be seen!
There is also a sausage! - What are the sausage ?!
- What is it? Oh ... well, it's ... men's personal belongings ...
... Cut off my own hands ...
... For those who dare to look up
in my sinful women.
So, keep in mind ... ... Not naughty for a long day of ...
... And do not leave their beds at night for no need, except ... Well ...
Well yes! Because when I feel itchy in my head ... What then ...
You see? So your mother ...
... Will have fun
become grannies! - But I'm your cousin!
- Oh, a relative or friend ... ... But stay away
from my friends! Clear?
After inspection of the house, convinced of the inviolability of the door ...
... And it is impossible for any pimp enter through the window ...
... We questioned the servants and a boy, which showed that although there were ...
... But did not know anything
the presence of others, and for the sim ... ... As the mayor, I on behalf of the
the people of Prato ... ... Continue the trial
through experiment, that is to to confirm the words of the accused ...
... That her husband took her briefly and disposable, forcing a lover ...
... And I draw for the convenience of the Court as experts ...
... An experienced surgeon of Uchchardini ... ... The first shone medicine of our city ...
... As well as the Holy Father Mariachchio ...
... Humble man of the church, as a wise and prudent.
At this point, Don Romilda Varrone ...
- ... Go on! - But what do I do?
That's so cute! You do not know?
- In the eyes of all, I am ashamed.
- Cover sheet! You can even to the neck. Yes, even with his head!
It is important that we, representatives of the Court ...
... Experts church, science, medicine ...
... For many years of his experience
You could clearly see the movement ... ... Functionality, duration,
whereby...
... And we were able to establish whether approval of the Madonna to Julia ...
- ... A more or less reasonable. - And you're watching?
Well, of course! And very closely! - And if it does not?
- You will become a laughing stock! Oh, no, Madonna and Julia!
In this respect, I am completely unarmed.
- Am I right, Mr. Surgeon? - You speak sensibly!
[Speaks in Latin] The duration of the ...
... is the determining factor
the act of love. It would not hurt to help him
warm hugs! You heard Madonna Giulia?
And it is very clear. But, even if he
I wanted he would not handle ... ... Because my nature ...
... Violent ... and insatiable!
Come back! - Go!
- Well, I go ... - Their bodies do not move!
- Do not move! Do not move !!!
In my opinion, it does not work! What have you for a spouse?
Log! Excuse me, Mr. Cecco, but such a meeting!
Mona Julia, please, pretend sluts!
I never have to pretend Renowned for! I was always so.
But, unfortunately, my husband slow to fuse.
Do as it takes time!
But three breaths ...
... Let us know when he warmed up! Oh well...
If my efforts will not remain
in vain!
Siniora, we can relax. Now everything is in her hands!
What a pleasant surprise gave us our dear nephew!
- Damn him ...
- Good night, Dad!
Good night, my daughter!
- Good night! - Good night!
- Good night, sir!
- Good night, Madonna! - What are you looking at?
- What's that? Follow my daughter!
- Today shalt sleep with her! - Oh yes!
- Clear? Near it! - Good night!
Goodnight! Well, it is - your rooms!
Well you sleep! - Good night!
- Good night!!!
- Good night, Madonna !!! - Good night, gentlemen!
Goodnight! And I ask you, Lady ...
... Only to sleep, nothing more!
None of us would dare put your eye on these women !!!
Wait a minute! I dare because I - cousin and nephew!
Right! But unless you want Peronellu and its parent?
And if you do not! Are you excited by her mother. And he did not take his eyes off her!
- I think the only daughter of the priest! - But look at my aunt! So that...
... Since we stayed here, we had better keep away from fire!
Away ?! When there are so many women? Of course! You speak well,
when all you know ... But I ...
- You want to forget about what he saw in the cellar? - No no! On the contrary!
- It remains to suffer silently ... - Suffer!
- Suffer...
His room was directly opposite.
So what? What of it?
Pay him a visit, sit down.
- You sit down next to me! - Bert!
- Love is calling me! - Pretend not to hear! But I can not! Absolutely!
So plug the same ... your ears! - Your father will kill us both!
- But he did not kill my mother ... - ... Which is always revealed!
- What are you talking about !? What is allowed to do my mother,
allowed to do and I! You do not know what to talk about!
And you do not know what I saw!
- Oh, really? - Yes, that!
So you, Bertha, to help me Tazio enjoy!
- Tonight !?
- No... Today, I will grant him a secret desire
and struck him a visit. And if you hear your father?
I'll wait until he falls asleep. Well, what do you look out there?
Go back to bed! Who looks out, he will be saved!
When a woman wants, is not enough, and hundreds of eyes, like Argus!
- What do you mean, woman?
- What are you perfectly understand! Oh yeah!
So I'm just having two eyes, you did not save?
Do not ask silly questions!
Go to bed!
I'm coming! If a woman wants ... oh! When?!
- And how many times have you wanted to? - What do want?
You will take your horn
at this late hour? Look, some beetles
stuffed it in my ears! We are waiting!
- I'm ready!
- At last! Come on!
I'm just trying to find ... of, worship!
What? What's he looking for? He looks for the passage ...
- Found! - And now ...
- ... There is at least something is moving! - It's moving!
- Moves!
- Do not move! - Do not move!
Mda no longer moves! Don Romilda! You're no longer moving?
Don Romy ...
- You go? - I'm finished, Your Honor!
So fast? Madonna met?
He is - yes. I, unfortunately, not a bit.
Oh, you, unfortunately ... Absolutely no little?
Well, of course! He finishes too
early and too soon. And I'm starting early, but end up slowly!
We had him do not match! Quick husbands wives do not meet.
You are absolutely right!
quickies good only for men!
Do not worry,
Madonna!
After the first time, and will be followed by a second.
If it continues, I'm just happy!
I'm going to try now! - You want me still?
- No thanks!
- Just do not want?
- No, I do so well! - Very, very personal?
- No!
Well, actually, gentlemen! You asked me - and I did! More I can not!
Today - Thursday, and I I am doing this on a Saturday, and the second time -
on Sunday! Little, Don Romilda!
Few! Your accusations are beginning to wobble.
- Free space to his opponent! - What place?!
Is it necessary, signora? Well, let's!
We need proof or not? But Mayor! I can not do it!
You're asking me to give up his wife
into the arms of her lover? Don Romilda! If you can not quit you,
we will take it for yourself! What are you outraged?
Together less time more ... - And let the judicial process takes its course!
- Good good! Let's see if this man will be able to
more than me!
Eventually find yourself at the stake!
On fire! The fire finally melt
the ice, which you have surrounded me! Father Mariachchio ...
... Mark the names on the blackboard with chalk ... Romilda - one. Markutsio ... Let's see!
- Ready? - Ready!
- Come on! - Op-la!
This makes it Signore Some say the vowels!
You?! Here?! In the middle of the night !?
Speak softly! - Do you want me here found?
- No! No need to be discovered!
I covered! And if you go and prohibitions in his room ...
- ... No we will not do anything! - How do you get excited!
Twitches, shakes, shake ... ... Look at me with big eyes ...
Why, Tazio? - Why? I'm afraid!
- Me ?! Yes ... I am the only child in the family ...
... And my mom wants quickly grandson.
And thanks to my grandson, she will! No, if you do not leave,
I already nothing will! What you are naive! I do not know,
that in order to get hold of the child ... - ... You need a woman.
- That's what I know! So why would you not take advantage of me?
No! No, no, I will not! - Come back to yourself! Get out!
- You reject me? Yes Yes Yes! No, do not come any closer!
So, then, I was wrong! You do not love me!
Yes! That is, no! I can not!
Go away, please! Leave me! - What happened to Madonna?
- He chased me! I rejected!
Impossible! He refused
from such an appetizing girl like you? He said he does not want to.
That can not be!
So he does not want or can not?
I dont know...
I do not remember ... And what does it matter?
It Has-has of course! Because it "does not want" ...
... Means "does not see the fun" and if "can" ...
- ... It means "he has no power." - That is, he is not a man?
Of course, from the fact that you I was told...
... We can not say with certainty, he was such a strong man, so ?!
- Op-la!
- Clever, Julia! Prove it! - You proved!
- Silence!
- Clever!
- Quiet!!! - Molodchina!
- Enough! Hey you! You are ordered to stop!
If you continue to disrupt the trial, I will
free bedroom!
Father Mariachchio as we score there? Romilda - one,
Markutsio - nine. - But I'm not quite sure.
- Like this? I do not remember, I said the last time
or not. So that... It's a mess!
If we write more, we offend Don Romilda ...
If less - humiliate Markutsio and Madonna ...
I can not deal with the arbitrariness! Let's listen,
what the experts say. - I would say that is enough.
- Why? Because the it is better,
than failure. On the contrary! It is better to wait for the failure!
They have a lot of work ... Enough with them!
- No!
- Yes! - I say "No!
- And I say - yes! - No!
- Yes!
So you come to a decision? Yes or no?
Excuse me, Mr. Mayor,
but in order to avoid doubt ...
... Erase everything, and let start over. - At first!?
- Why not? We're just getting started!
- Only the beginning ?! - But Madonna agree?
- What do you think about it? - How to treat?
Oh, even as a treat! The Padres, wash!
We start from scratch! Noble Markutsio continue!
Op-la! This woman makes it an iron!
Yes, but he himself made of steel!
Oh, Giza, where are you going? Mother dear, what are you?
Mother dear, what do you do?
Oh, what? Thief! Ah, the thief !!!
I stole my florins !!! It's my florins! Gotcha!
Thief! I took my florins ?! Ah, to whom I was married !?
Oh, I'm miserable! Oh, mistress! Mistress!
But what is it? What do you feel?
Do not worry...
... I was able to pick up the money ... - ... Your father.
- Dad! - What have you done with my mother?
- Nothing! She stole my florins,
while I was sleeping! The wife does not steal! It it is the same
hostess, like her husband! Yes, when she gives her husband!
But when she svoevolnichaet,
not hesitating even presence nephew!
Do not Uncle! Do not worry about me. Think better about Gizo aunt!
Yes you are right! Siniora help move us to her on the bed!
- Well, bring! - Yes!
Give me a sec! Cover yourself you! Hey! And do not feel it in the ass!
Only in the neck and legs! Take it! Careful! Careful ...
- Carefully ... - That's ... slowly!
- Slowly ... Oh, my lady! - Like this! Cover yourself!
Oh, my hostess! Mistress! My mistress!
But ... What are you doing here? What do you want?
We are here because of you.
You feel bad. I!? But how...
I slept! I just opened my eyes!
Only just! Ah, poor thing! But still I managed to steal my money ...
... And hide them in the chest!
And in a dream? - About how much money are you talking about?
- That's about these! The very look! I am surprised that I was able to still
their return!
See how it went! So, look!
You see - this I I found it!
But if her eyes were closed, like you, then she was asleep!
Well yes! Slept, yes!
ABOUT! My poor mother! She walks in her sleep!
No! She steals in his sleep! Oh my God! If it is true,
claims that my husband ... - ... I was seriously ill!
- O, you just were enchanted! No! No witchcraft!
It looked great! - So it's the devil!
- Oh, no, no! Do not the devil! Well, we'll know tomorrow if you're sick ...
... Or is possessed by the devil in your body! - And how did it know my dear husband?
- It's very simple! You call a surgeon and a priest! Clear?
I'm going to bed!
The company will make you
Bert and Peronella ... ... In case you have to be
another attack! Peeper, huh?
Leave women alone!
Go! Off to their rooms!
Sleep, slackers! According to their beds!
- Good night's sleep! - Tightly!
Unfortunately, my husband very light sleeper!
- You broke all your eggs in the basket!
- That was your plan?
Well, what of it? Tomorrow night I take away as much money as I want!
You'll see what your eyes will be your father! - And how do you do it?
- With the help of a surgeon! Right?
Absolutely! But that's just what ...
- ... You talked about the devil?
- To help you! That's clever! Help me in
what to put in my way Mariachchio this?
But he more than anyone else He knows about the devil!
If only he ... not the devil!
- Hot milk! - Fresh bread and boiled eggs!
- Hot milk!
- Fresh bread! Boiled eggs!
- Fresh bread and eggs? - No, ask those poor fellows ...
They need it! - Fresh bread and boiled eggs?
- Hot milk... - No, I have enough milk.
- Thank you, I eat. - Fresh bread and boiled eggs!
- Hot milk!
Enough!
Well, enough with us, the food! Look! Everybody out!
The break is over. Madonna and Sir?
We've been here all day, maybe finish?
- Continue!
- And it's still not enough? I - no, if you speak the truth!
And if my friend had not disarmed ...
Remember - always armed Markutsio! In fact, I only
I got a taste! Then hurry up, because we
I can not wait to go home!
- Well, what, are you ready? - Ready!
- Go!
- Op-la! Now, as Mr. Tinto says ...
... That "Madonna Giza walking with your eyes closed "...
- I was asleep, sir.
- That's right! If you really slept ...
... And went ahead with his hands up ...
... Something from the medicine I conclude ...
... That you were in a state of somnambulism.
- That's it! Somnambulist! - And you are silent!
Mariachchio Father, what do you think?
I think that the diagnosis of the celebrated surgeon It would be accurate ...
... If Madonna Giza, grasped her husband ...
... Not screaming, like one possessed, and fell into strong convulsions.
- And what conclusion do you? - For me, as a man of the church ...
... There is nothing that can be ruled out somnambulism set surgeon ...
...but probably, this obsession with soul ...
... Or even the devil himself ... - ... Invaded the body of the Madonna.
- It's impossible!
I'm very religious, and no demon ... - ... I would not stay in me!
- So you say!
I speak from the point of view of medicine. No no! Medicine has nothing to do with it!
Father Mariachchio would have possessed
it Satan, if my wife
It would be a sinner? - How dare you insult me ​​?!
- I dare! I dare!
Answer, Padre!
It is quite possible. He is able to sit even in the bodies of honest and virtuous women.
In order to bring them in to temptation! But still! Without excluding
said earlier ...
... I insist on the diagnosis somnambulism!
No no! I also will not that any excluded! I just want to see if there is
in it the devil or not! And if there is, I want to know ...
... Whether the demon chose the body of my wife,
to seduce her ... ... Or did he just
there is good in him ... ... ... In the body of my wife.
- But how do you know?
- With the help of exorcism. - What !? - Exorcism.
If he's there, I can call him
and ask about everything. - And he will answer?
- No, do not answer. But I understand by his reaction.
Well, well!
Banish the demons out of me! - Banish the demons of her!
- Well, as you wish! - Let's go for it in the bedroom?
- Come on, Padre!
- I will follow you, my daughter.
- Just a second! No, I'm not that ... But Father ...
you could not do anything right here?
- Well, right before our eyes?
- Oh no!
- No? - Firstly, it will not work with you.
- And then, in the bedroom will be more convenient.
- Convenient?! Oh yeah!
It will be easier to ... - Prepare yourself, my daughter.
- How exactly, Father? To begin the exorcism ...
... Must first remove it all! - Ah! So, I undress?
- Well yes! - If you do not undress, how Satan out?
- What's that? How are you going to cast him out?
Through the mouth, my daughter! - Well, it's natural.
- Not always of course ... - No? But it is very bad!
Love relationship should pursue Conception function!
I know, but I was constantly pregnant, and we do not want a big factory children!
- And yes you can not escape it! - Yeah, so ..
This is my husband wrong track ...
Maybe ... But are you sure, This error was not included ...
... You have a habit, no?
Hmm ... no ... All that is below the belt I now completely insensitive.
- So, you were sensitive? - Yes, Father.
- And it is a sin? - Always! It is always a sin!
... But other than that, "Wrong track" been there yet ...
- ... Some place? - Yes, and a lot!
- And you have found other sources of pleasure? - If you knew, Father!
What do you mean "if you only knew" !? I need to know!
Otherwise, I'm here at all do? It's part of my life!
At this point you should start all over again, very detailed ...
- ... And quiet. - Ah well?
Oh yeah!
And as long as you need!
Oh ... my throat!
Like this...
Mother dear ...
Clever! Go-go!
Little!
Little...
How is it possible to sleep in this house with all these somnambulistic cases ?!
Yeah ... let me take it ...
Clear! Just like that, yes ...
But where are you?
What are you doing?
Do not wake up! All is well! Sleep on!
Blood!
Nothing... And thank God!
Listen, sister! Listen, sister ...
- Speak, my daughter! - Your mania back?
Yes, and stronger than before! I have to touch, squeeze!
- Do not you mind? - Not if you can help it.
Well, since you do not mind, Could you pick up some head taller ...
- ... And put his hand on the other side? - If you prefer ...
- So you better? - And how!
Sister, I'm sorry! But what have you got between your legs?
You something seemed Signora!
No, there is definitely something there!
It must be you, too mania! Why do not you feel?
Can i?
You can check that out there, between your legs if you want.
- I want to try! - Try, try!
- Squeeze harder! - And you shake!
- Touch me everywhere! - Everywhere! Oh yeah!
Oh ... what a mania! What mania!
It's driving me crazy ...
- Clever, clever! Like this! - I'm dying from delusions ...
How tough!
No, really! I feel it too!
So glad! How nice!
No, I'm not stupid!
- You led me !!! - Quiet ...
- Liar! - Do not Cry! Your uncle wakes up!
I want him to wake up! Uncle! Come here! Uncle Mariachchio!
Here, man! Man!
Who! What's wrong? What happened?
- Here, man! Uncle, come here! - Yes, where to take him there?
What kind of things women ?!
Give me sleep! Help her out there by herself!
Help him!
Have you not heard that it is a man.
Well, well! A man, a woman ... Understand yourself!
- Come on, do what you need it! - But ...
I do not know, Uncle ... I it's the first time!
Lift his legs and pop a couple of times on the ass ...
... So that he wept!
Then take it to handle and ...
... Push it to him gently, yes he will not rest ...
... And do not fall asleep ...
... Happy and blessed ...
- Come to me, my love! - What do you want from me?
- Togo, said that your uncle! - I'm too naive! Tell me, you!
- First you need to give me a hug ... - Like this?
Then he pulled me to him ... soothe ...
Like this?
So!
My favorite!
- I've waited so long! So waiting for! - I should make you happy!
Yes! Make me happy! I want to be happy!
Somnambulist still not out little daughter out of the room!
What is it?
That's it!
Here she is!
Where are you going again? Chest to closed ... No, this time not enter!
Where are you?
But you go to the left! Yes, you'd better go to the left!
What are you doing here, hubby? Why I crouched on the floor?
Ah, I crouched? I'm not just crouched!
- I evaded your turns! - I do, do you think the blind?
No no! You - a sleepwalker!
So, do you want to say that I am again ...
You again wandered in a dream and stole florins out of stock!
- What other florins !? - Those that are in your hands!
She also sleepwalker!
So, this disease inherited!
So, on the maternal side, because I - never!
- Hey! The same goes to the reserves! Wake up! - No, do not wake!
What are you talking about ?
- I'll wake her! - No!
Goodbye florins!
Instead of thinking of Florina think about us the sick!
If you have such a sick craving my florins, then imagine how I feel!
- I'll wake her! - No, she is sleepwalker!
La Sonnambula, but some thieving!
- My father believed! He believed! - Clever! You are so smart!
You even very clever, than your mother!
- Jump! Jump! - What are you so excited?
I know I will!
Today, March 14th 1395 the year of the Nativity ...
... In his capacity as mayor ...
... I renew open the trial of the people of Prato ...
... Madonna vs. Julia Varrone.
For sim ...
I imagine ... protocol of the meeting...
... Took place in the bedroom of the accused ...
... Where the crime was committed ...
... In order to inform the people on the findings obtained.
So!
We put to bed wife and husband ...
... To test the capabilities of the and other resistance ...
... And despite the fact that Madonna Giulia It showed quite a lot of enthusiasm ...
... Don Romilda stubbornly resisted and I did not want to cover it ...
... He still somehow had to do, After several agonizing attempts.
- In the eyes of all I was ashamed! - And there was something to be ashamed!
Then we asked him to save hug ...
... But he raised his hands and lowered all the rest...
... To surrender ...
... And has not won a single victory, as noted on the board ...
Present here ... Mariachchio father.
He left the marital bed ...
... And she was replaced by her lover ...
... Well-armed Markutsio, present here ...
... And, as we have seen, who had taken over the case from the heart ...
... Together with Madonna, Julia ...
... Which also can be seen here In his best...
... And that Mr. Surgeon identified the name ...
... "Lily insatiable, eats the seed ...
... With an insatiable hungry wolf. "
Reported fact ...
... She really stood 35 attacks brave Markutsio ...
... Attack it from all sides ...
... All the instruments of love, which has at its disposal ...
... You're happy, but not satisfied.
Since the final score I turned thirty-five to one ...
... Set to exactly that in the hands of Don Romilda ...
... The charm of Madonna Giulia They will be wasted ...
... And, of course, wither!
With a serious impact on health most of the Madonna!
And because there is no health of the soul ...
... Without a healthy body ...
... In order to save one, should save both.
For these reasons...
... I immediately change my the current statute ...
... Upheld severe punishment ...
... Married women who trade own body ...
... And, on the contrary, by freeing thereof ...
... Those who give themselves to others ...
... Or in the absence of her husband ...
... Or for abundant female desire.
Conclusion!
In the name of the people of Prato ...
Madonna to release ... Julia Varrone ...
... For lack of evidence!
So I not only They hung antlers, but also cheated.
What? You still more Nobody blew?
Peronella did not tell me, that she has such a beautiful cousin sister!
Maybe she loves you and is jealous?
No, she's not my type.
And I - not her.
- Who's your style? - You!
I fell in love with the same second, I saw you!
I wonder how many women you already said?
- No, I swear to you. No ... - I do not believe!
And if this is still true?
If this is true ... I would be happy!
Then, rejoice! Rejoice, because I'm ready show you...
... All the passion that burns in my chest ...
... My sweet kisses and tenderness of my caresses.
Do not make me blush! In fact, go away, please!
Why You have so much trouble?
No, I'm excited.
- So you also feel something for me? - And something strong!
What a joy you have given me!
But please, leave me alone!
I can not control myself, and now you give in!
Make it the same! Enjoy me!
But what are you talking about ! In front of everyone
You're right. I will take you to a secluded place.
- What do you think will succeed Ruberto? - Yes, she collapses on him a waterfall!
Good luck to them!
Yes, but for how long?
Sooner or later it had front find the truth, unvarnished!
It's right! She will suffer greatly.
How are suffering and we two on a similar issue!
While you have all to exclude ...
- ... The harsh reality. - In love, each young man ...
... It takes patience. Well, kiss me!
- No, I'm afraid! - What?
Your father! What he can do!
What?! What is this mess !? What are you looking for?
- I'm looking for his money! That's what I'm looking for! - You just think about your money!
Of course! This is money, earned by the sweat!
Other!
No!!!
And do not make things up!
These people need help, I help!
- So, you now have a benefactor ?! - Forget about it!
Hurry! Help me find the money!
- Where did you hide them? - I dont know! I do not remember!
- Fairy thief! - I do not even remember ...
... How long have you not fulfilled his conjugal duty!
Well...
Perhaps you're right here. But what do you want?
That drought, the poor harvest ...
Now we have this pair somnambulism!
You know ... I immediately had an idea!
Well, if so, I sympathize with you!
I shudder to think what can you consider such a brain!
Just think ... brain ... hmm!
Tell me you did not forget, said that the uncle priest this morning?
What I should be exceptional, once so ably helped get rid the burden!
And then?
What he hoped to see as quickly as possible, I'm going to marry a good young man.
Right! I wish I....
Nothing wrong! Become a better!
- I so want you right now! - Me too!
And I'm happy to make my choice. I'm sure he will help you!
I love you!
- I can not live without you! - And I'm without you, Frachesko.
Yes, I can feel it!
I just want you to They loved me as much as I - you ...
But it does not work, if you know who I am.
I will love you anyway, whoever you are ...
... If you love me, whoever I was.
- But you ... - Female!
But I'm not ashamed to say ...
I love you!
I always felt great affection for her friends.
This attraction!
But today I decided for the first time, Countess ...
... Because I felt the same feeling, but ...
... Stronger, more inexorable ...
- I, too, but ... - No "but"!
You are welcome! It's so nice to get something, that longed for a long time!
You will see! We will be happy together!
The sweet love ... tender, without any violence ...
- I do not believe in that! - But why?
- Because I love men! - But how do you know ...
... If you this is the first time!
You do not even try to kiss me for pleasure ...
... And to please me?
Yes, but ...
Did not I felt tingling in hand...
- ... Between your fingers and your? - It's true, but ...
I do not know, that you were a woman!
Love - is not knowledge, but the feeling!
Just feeling!
So ... when I hold you, right now...
- ... You feel something for me? - Yeah ...
So what? Do not ruin something beautiful, that was able to create!
And let's say that this is - against nature!
- It is not against nature! - So, do you agree with this?
No...
That feeling that we experience is consistent with the nature, because ...
...I am a man!
You...
- But I thought you - a woman! - And I thought you - man!
However, we hugged and kissed each other!
- And we're having fun! - But how is that possible?
Love - is not knowledge, but feeling like you told me!
This means that we are normal.
... And if we're wrong?
Let's try again!
What do you want?
Do you want to have you to jump from the balcony?
All is well! Calm down! And silence!
- Oh well. - Everything's under control!
- Just shut up! - As you wish.
My wife...
Hello! She too?! Do not go to the cabinet with the money! Do not go!
All went to my mother!
It's just inherited from the maternal line!
What a little family?
She ... here ... you ...
Only quiet!
Another kind of night, and I have to change all the doors!
- There is blood? - No, boss. Nope.
Oh, how so ...
Cunning!
Need a trick!
Why do you have them locked up?
To my florins remained in safety!
But why are they closed latch from the inside?
Because they are a sleepwalker! Who knows, what they all do it?
But the boys can take advantage of it!
Then they wake up and shout!
And grab me a blow, if you do not sleep! This is not the case!
Even better you sleep in this house!
- I'm going to bed! - Yes, right! Go to sleep, boss!
Bertha!
If you hear their cries - Wake me up!
Keep calm!
- There will be no shouting! - No, really?
- Good night, boss! - Till!
Hands forward, eyes closed ... Still, they do not fall!
Why do not they fall ...
How do they manage not to fall?
Notes? You're too afraid of my husband?
- Or I'm not like me? - I like you so much...
But yesterday I spent a sleepless night and very tired.
You have time to rest tomorrow!
Come on! Let's do this!
Agree well! Come meet me!
I am now a real woman?
Now yes! You - a real woman!
Thank you, darling!
- Would you like more, my husband's favorite? - No...
- And more than a single razochka? - No!
- Nothing at all, nothing? - No!!!
Then get dressed and go by their own business!
Martha! Martha!
- Release the room from my husband! - Right this second, the hostess!
Well! Come on! Get up! You hear me?
Get out! Well! Like this!
And hurry up with his expulsion! Your demon will leave immediately!
Father gives Mariachchio word! Get thee hence, Satan !!!
- Oh ... I told you! - And I say that it will not work!
Before you give it to the priest,
I had to check the body! - And I thought so!